3 Fortune Cookie Fortunes, 12-20-02

“A new outlook brightens your image and brings new friends.” Lucky Numbers 15, 16, 17, 34, 35, 37 “Great acts of kindess will befall you in the coming months.” Lucky Numbers 3, 7, 19, 31, 33, 38 “Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life.” Lucky Numbers 7, 18, 20, 31, 32, 44 Now, […]

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Hippity Hop

“Do you know anything about this ‘rap’ music?” The old man stopped me in the middle of a certain massive department-type retail outlet, which will remain nameless save for its bullseye oriented logo and quirky marketing campaigns. The question jerked me out of my discussion concerning the love Elton John gets on the block…lets just […]

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The Cockroach Smokes the Wacky Weed

read the lyrics to “La Cucaracha“: Chorus: La cucaracha, la cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar; Porque no tiene, porque le falta Marijuana que fumar. Ya murio la cucaracha, Ya la llevan a enterrar, Entre cuatro zopilotes Y un raton de sacristan. Con las barbas de Carranza, Voy a hacer una toquilla, Pa’ ponersela al sombrero […]

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